This is a Red Alert, which contains animal, age, twinning, inanimate and other transformations. All characters are 18 years of age, and if you have a problem with fiction that involves transformation, it is your responsibility to stop here. Your offense is not my problem. Consider yourself duly informed

  For EduartBoudewijn

  “Natasha was there, but she didn’t see me as I extracted from the location. However I am sure she knows it was me, and I’d guess she’ll be leading a Spetsnaz commando team over here to steal it back any day now.” Tanya explained as she reclined back in the folding chair across the table from Lisette and Eva, both officers writing down her statements as they debriefed her.

  “Excellent work, and the package?” Lisette asked, as Tanya was still leaning back. “Do you have it here? I mean… you got it right?”

  “Of course I do.” Tanya grunted, clearly wanting the debriefing to be over. “I’ll admit… I’m a bit curious as to why I stole this.” She added, before sitting forward and retrieving a box that had been under the table.

  As she set it down on the table, both officer leaned in with expectant expressions on their faces. She popped the wooden box open, and began to move aside shredded packing paper. After a moment of tense silence she finally pulled a heavy stone object from the box, and held it up over her head. It was a stone statue, crudely carved in the shape of a woman with her hands above her head, her eyes and navel marked with small rubies, her hour glass shape clearly pronounced.

  “It’s intact!” Lisette sighed in relief, her eyes glittering excitedly at the sight of the object.

  “What do you think I am, an ox?” Tanya hissed, annoyed at this.

  “Stop being dramatic Agent.” Lt. Eva sighed. “She means, she’s surprised it’s in such good shape after two thousand years.”

  Tanya shrugged and set the idol down on the table. “Viola.” Tanya dryly said, as she was unimpressed by the artifact. “Your hunk of rock and rubies. I hope it was worth me almost getting shot.” She sighed, as she plopped back in the chair and put her boots up on the table.

  “This is not just a hunk of stone!” Lisette said, as Eva nodded in agreement.

  “It’s priceless, beyond compare.” Eva said, reaching for the idol, when Tanya snatched it up and held it over her head precariously. “AGENT!” Eva barked.

  Tanya eyed the object as she passed it from hand to hand, her careless attitude causing both officers to jump each time she tossed it. “Priceless? They sell these things in Peru for like five bucks. I think you two have been had.” She snorted, eyeing the statues curvy rear. “Huh… this guy was a butt fan.” She muttered, poking at it.

  “Stop tossing it! It’s a very valuable tool for the war effort!” Lisette said plaintively.

  “I’m not gonna drop it.” Tanya huffed. “You think I would risk my neck and drop the damn objective?” She snarled.

  “Look! It’s very valuable and quite powerful!” Eva barked. “So set it down and stop scaring poor Lisette.”

  “I’m not some clumsy oaf!” Tanya said, raising her voice in annoyance. “Shit, you two are a pair of freaking scaredy cats!” She hissed.

  Without warning, the eyes of the statue began to emit a low glowing light, which Tanya was oblivious to as she held the object with its face away from her. Both Lisette and Tanya noticed however, and they began to wave their hands at her, pointing and trying to interrupt her tirade.

  “What? Damn you two are annoying.” Tanya snapped.

  “Agent, you need to stop before-“ Eva began to order, when there was a red flash that rolled through the building like the strobbing light of a police car.

  “Huh?” Tanya said, as she began to look around for the source of the light. “That better not be a Spetsnaz commando unit…” She grunted.

  While she was looking away, she didn’t notice as both Eva and Lisette simply vanished with a soft sucking of air. Their uniforms seemed to puff slightly, the sleeves rising up and out to the side, before the whole kit dropped towards the floor. Both uniforms landed with almost no sound, behind the table so that when Tanya turned around, she was surprised to see her officers were both gone. Drawing her pistol she slowly moved around the table, keeping her eyes open and wondering if some Soviet agent hadn’t grabbed them when her back was turned.

  “Lisette? Eva?” She hissed, as she came around the table, pistol in one hand, the idol in the other. She glanced down and was surprised to see both sets of clothing in a pair of mounds on the floor. “Huh? Did… they run off naked?” She asked, when both piles of clothing began to move.

  Slowly as both began to bounce and shift, Tanya became aware of two small faces, squirming out from underneath the discarded clothing. Both had big yellow eyes, small noses, and wide whiskers, and she realized she was looking at a pair of cats. Both slowly pulled themselves free, the one emerging from Eva’s clothing being a very blonde tabby, while the one from Lisette’s was a brown and stripped cat. They seemed to move awkwardly, surprised and examining their paws, or looking back at their tails in confusion. They both then glanced up at Tanya and frowned, expressions of annoyance clear on their feline features. Tanya was confused, scratching her head with her pistol, as she tried to figure out what was happening here, and whether or not she was to blame.

  “What the hell?” She asked, before she suddenly nodded knowingly. “Oh I get it… very funny.” She growled out into the room. “That’s a really funny prank. The idol turned you into cats, that’s really original. Did the lab boys help you pull that off?”

  “This isn’t funny!” Hissed Eva, almost literally. “We’re cats now thanks to you!”

  Tanya blinked in surprise and bent down closer, looking for some sort of speaker or transmitter. “That… that really is a good trick.” She said, reaching out to pet the cat, only to have it lash out at her with a claw filled paw. “Yow!” She cried, pulling her hand back before she could get a scratch out of it.

  “Don’t try to pet me, I’m your superior officer!” Eva yowled.

  “It’s not a joke agent!” The other cat said in Lisette’s voice. “The idol was a relic from some ancient civilization, we don’t know how it works, but it has transformative powers that can switch people into other shapes or species.” She explained as she walked closer and sat catlike at Tanya’s feet.

  “No kidding?” Tanya asked, holding the idol up. “I thought it was just a rock shaped like a woman with some pretty stones.”

  “Yeah, like we would waste our time on that kind of thing!” Eva added, examining her furry cat like body.

  “Ah, well… sorry.” She said, looking mildly sheepish. “I didn’t realize. You’d think it would have… I dunno, a safety or something?” Tanya said.

  “We believe it works on verbal commands, but that’s why we told you to be careful with it.” Lisette added.

  “So… how do I turn you back?” Tanya asked, scratching her head.

  Lisette jumped up onto the table, and shook her head. “According to the notes we captured from the Soviet’s, we just need to touch it and we’ll turn back to our normal selves.”

  “Ah… that seems easy.” Tanya said, considering this a moment. “I mean that’s a good idea, if you accidentally turned yourself into something.”

  “Agent.” Eva said, leaping onto the table beside Lisette. “Just set the damn idol down.” She huffed.

  Tanya realized she was still holding it and laughed. “Oh, oops!” She held the idol out for them, as both cats reached up and touched it.

  Both of them began to glow, their bodies slowly shifting and expanding as Lisette gasped. “Quick! Back into our clothes!” She said, as both cats bounded down from the table and crawled back inside their garments.

  A moment later both slowly returned to normal, growing into their uniforms, having to adjust them as they did. Eva was forced to pull a tight wedgie out from her rear, as she sighed and stood up. Holding out her hand, she gestured for Tanya to give her the idol. Tanya sighed and handed it over, before crossing her arms in annoyance.

  “Could have warned me before I went and got it.” She said in a snippy tone.

  “Couldn’t risk the Soviet’s figuring out that you were going for the idol.” Lisette commented. “Besides, you were in the field, and we couldn’t give you any more details on the communications.”

  “Well I got it here.” Tanya said. “I did what you wanted, so leave it at that.”

  “I’m amazed you did.” Eva almost whispered.

  “What was that?” Tanya growled, glaring at Eva.

  “I said, I’m amazed you did, what with your record of returning broken gear and objectives.” Eva added as Lisette shook her head at the duo falling into another fight.

  “Hey, it’s rough out there!” Tanya retorted. “We don’t all get to walk around in pretty princess dresses back at HQ!”

  Eva sneered at this, wrinkling her nose. “You’re a clumsy ox who doesn’t care how much government property you smash, or who has to pay for it.”

  Lisette gasped as the idol began to glow, as did Tanya, who was now very angry. “Eva!”

  “Look here you Barbie doll!” Tanya growled as her butt began to grow wider, her hips stretching out as well. “You don’t know just hoOOOOOOOOOOO-!” She suddenly mooed loudly, covering her mouth with a pair of black hooves that clacked as they came together.

  Lisette glared at Eva, who suddenly giggled nervously. “Oops…” She said tritely.

  Tanya sudden fell forward, her breasts swelling larger, and sliding down from under her tank top, popping her pants button off as they settled at her belly. Her arms and legs grew thicker, boots splitting apart as hooves spread out from where her toes had been. Her pants split and tore apart, as fur spread over her growing hourglass shape, even as her chest became heavy and thick. Her nose grew pink, horns sprouted from her head, and a tail shot out from within her pants, whipping about furiously. By the time she landed on all fours, Tanya had swollen into a large cow, her face twisted in confusion and shock as she looked back at her body. She then glared back at Eva who began to turn red, her lips trembling as even Lisette began to snicker.

  “Don’t… say a word…” Tanya grunted in a deep voice. “If you so much as laugh at me…” She began to say, when both begin to grin broadly.

  Lisette and Eva were trying not to laugh, when Eva leaned forward and nodded. “You won’t get a moo out of me.” Eva suddenly let slip as both women began to laugh.

  “Damn it! Give me that idol!” Tanya grunted, her legs wobbling as she tried to get used to walking as a bovine. “Ugh! Stupid hooves! How can I be so wobbly with legs this strong?” She grunted.

  “I’m sorry!” Eva said through laughter, as Lisette managed to calm herself out. “I didn’t mean to.”

  “Oh yes you did!” Tanya huffed. “Now give me the idol back now!” She said, finally moving towards them.

  “It was an accident! Tell her Lisette!” Eva said, as Lisette backed away from her, clearly not the target of the half-ton animal.

  “Don’t bring me into your feud!” Lisette said, making sure she was clear.

  “Bitch!” Tanya said, shaking her head back and forth. “I can kill a man with a pencil; you don’t think I can flatten your bimbo butt to paste with hooves?” Tanya added, as she got closer to Eva.

  “Ok calm down!” Eva raised her hands, still giggling, and then slowly set the Idol down on the ground so Tanya could touch it. “Go ahead! It was an accident.”

  “The kind of accident you like to go ha ha at!” Tanya snapped, as she bent down and touched the idol with her nose.

  Slowly she began to shrink, almost deflating in small spurts as her body lost the hair, her breasts slid back up her chest, and her animal features vanished. In moments she was back to normal on all fours, grinning at first, before she realized she was completely naked. With her clothes shredded and laying on the floor she grabbed the Idol and held it before her muff, covering her pubic hair as all three women blushed.

  “Well… good thing I always keep a spare in my duffle bag.” She huffed, as she stood and crab walked naked towards the bag.

  “Now you see why this was so important I hope.” Eva said, as Lisette watched her handling the idol nervously.

  “Please… don’t push it against your groin if possible.” Lisette said, eliciting a glare from Tanya. “Well… it’s not sanitary.”

  “Not sanitary?” Tanya spit, she set the idol down, and snatched a spare set of clothing from her bag. “You know what’s not sanitary?” She huffed as she practically jumped into a pair of panties. “Swimming in the sewers of Soviet cities, or wading through leech filled swamps in the African jungles.”

  Eva shook her head as Tanya slipped on her pants, and pulled a top down over her bouncing breasts. “Stop being so melodramatic!” She ordered, as she waved her hand dismissively. “You’re fine!”

  Tanya was just tucking one breast away when she got angry, and snatched the idol up. “No! You take my life for granted! All of you officers do!” She hissed, stepping towards them, holding the idol out as example. “I risk my life for you both, while you two bookworms sit back and play it safe at command! Its bull shit!”

  As soon as the words had left her mouth, the idol began to glow, red light seeming to illuminate the officers as they both gasped. Their outlines seemed to waver, and then with sudden speed they began to retract, sucking into the center of their uniforms, arms pulling in, legs lifting up, heads sinking down.

  “Hey, w-wait!” Lisette cried as both women shrank down into their uniforms in less than ten seconds.

  The uniforms flopped down, rumpled and seemingly empty as Tanya blinked in surprise and looked down at them. “Did… did I vaporize them?”

  “No you idiot!” A very tiny voice squeaked distantly from Eva’s pile of clothing. “But when I get through with you, you’ll wish you had!”

  Tanya, now intrigued and partly pleased if what she imagined had happened was true, slowly bent down. She began to separate Eva’s clothing, opening her jacket and blouse, pulling aside her bra, and finally with a deliberately obvious cringe, pulled apart her panties. There laying inside was a small pink worm, wriggling about aimlessly and squirming up and down, clearly Eva. Tanya began to giggle, setting the idol down, and pulling Lisette’s clothing open to reveal she too was now little more than a slimy pink worm, squirming around inside her own panties.

  “Oh that’s hilarious!” Tanya said, falling back down on her butt and laughing as hard as she could.

  Both Eva and Lisette were forced to indignantly crawl out of their own underwear as Tanya towered over them, laughing her ass off. “I’m glad this is so amusing to you!” Eva whined, her voice tinny and small.

  “No this idol is growing on me… even if you two aren’t growing!” Tanya added with a boisterous laugh.

  Lisette squirmed about on the floor, writhing as if in agony. “Oh this is so grooooooss!” She whined, her voice causing Tanya to snicker again. “This has to be a bad dream!” She added, plaintively rolling around on the floor.

  “Stop whining!” Eva barked, as she inched towards Tanya’s boot. “You’ve crossed a line this time Agent!” She growled. “You shouldn’t have done that!”

  Tanya became indignant. “Wait, I don’t have any control over the idol! It does what it wants, and I didn’t realize it would turn a phrase into a literal transformation.”

  “Damn it! You are a special agent!” Eva retorted. “You are careful all the time! There is no way you didn’t know that would have an effect!” She and Lisette were crawling towards Tanya now, making little progress.

  “You have to turn us back!” Lisette wailed. “I can’t live this slimy crawling existence!” She continued to whimper.

  “I can’t turn you back, and it WAS an accident!” Tanya insisted, now more annoyed than amused.

  It was clear the worms were heading towards the idol, as Eva grew quite loud. “Ok, that’s it! I am going to court martial you! You’re finished for this!”

  “I don’t think so.” Tanya said, as she snatched the idol up from the floor and held it above them both.

  “HEY!” Lisette cried in fear and panic. “Put that down!”

  “Drop that idol, this instant!” Eva added, her voice commanding even in its small form.

  “Drop it?” Tanya snickered. “But that would squish you…” She said, holding the idol above them, its shadow obscuring the light.

  “Wait!” Lisette wailed. “You’ll break it!”

  “You idiot! Stop!” Eva added, but Tanya was enjoying this power now and shook her head.

  “Please, let us turn back to humans!” Lisette sobbed. “I can’t live like this!”

  “Maybe I will just keep you both this way!” Tanya growled, one gloved hand snatching both the worms up off the floor. “I’ll put you in a pot, and make you eat dirt!” She laughed, her voice booming like thunder over the two worms.

  “Y-You can’t do this!” Eva cried, now sounding a little worried. “We’re officers!”

  “No! You are worms!” Tanya said, her gruff tone making the words strike harder. “Little pink stretches of worm flesh! Nothing but invertebrates.” Tanya added for effect.

  Lisette seemed to shrivel up, while Eva fell silent. “You can’t do this!” She finally blurted.

  “Oh? I wonder…” Tanya barked, looking around for a window. “What would happen if I let you outside into the base grass?” She asked as she eyed a nearby window. “I wonder how long you two would last between the moles and crows.” She trailed off, before looking back to her hand.

  Now both worms had shriveled up, and seemed much smaller. “Ok… we’re… we’re sorry about the cow…”

  “And?” Tanya asked, raising an eyebrow.

  “And what?!” Eva snapped angrily.

  “Just say it!” Lisette barked at her. “Please…”

  “And… and we’re nothing but worms… worms in your palm.” Eva said in a voice that ground with anger.

  “That’s better.” Tanya said, smiling in triumph. “I’m glad you know your place.” She teased, as Eva made angry hissing sounds.

  “Now… now can we pleeeeeeease turn back into humans?” Lisette whined plaintively.

  “I really should let you.” Tanya said, suddenly pinching both worms in her fingers, and letting them dangle down over the idol. Both worms stretched and tried to reach the stone statue, but Tanya kept them just out of reach. “I dunno… I really like to see you two this way…” She said, making a show of pretending to think on the matter.

  “AGENT!” Eva roared loud enough that Tanya winced before bursting into laughter.

  “Ok! Just calm down slimy.” She laughed, before setting the idol down onto the ground, and dropping both worms onto it.

  There was a warm glow as both worms slowly rolled off, and then landed on the ground, expanding larger as they did.

  Tanya then chuckled, picking both up and carrying them over to the piles of their garments on the floor, dropping them in as both sets of clothing began to inflate once more. Slowly Lisette and Eva’s bodies began to re-grow their limbs, before their shapely forms began to bloom once more. Breasts reappeared, heart shape rears, long legs, and smooth soft skin reappeared on their formerly slimy bodies. As soon as hair began to reappear, both on their heads and between their legs, both women sighed in relief, now sitting in their clothing which awkwardly sat across their frames. Both women adjusted their garments, before Lisette seemed to breathe a sigh of relief as Eva seemed to smolder, fuming and glaring at Tanya.

  “Ok Agent! You are in serious trouble this time!” Eva growled, standing up and stomping over towards Tanya.

  Tanya spit on the floor and crossed her arms. “Oh now I’ve done it.” She said sarcastically. “Now they won’t send me on extremely dangerous missions anymore. I’ve gone and ruined my career.” She said, looking into Eva’s eyes defiantly.

  “You deliberately abused us back there!” Eva raised her voice, stomping one of her high heels.

  “No, I accidentally abused you… I just enjoyed it.” Tanya responded, not back down an inch.

  “You were out of line!” Eva was yelling now.

  “You don’t give a damn what happens to me!” Tanya yelled back.

  “Ok, let’s everyone just calm down…” Lisette said, before both women snapped at her.

  “Stay out of this!” They barked, as she raised her palms and stepped back.

  “Ok…” Lisette huffed, as she crossed her arms, and angrily blew a tuft of her bangs from her face.

  “You treat me like a tool!” Tanya was saying.

  “You are an agent of the Allies! It’s your job to be a killing machine and go on missions!” Eva snapped back. “It’s your job to fuck the enemy over!”

  “OH? What’s your job then Lieutenant Barbie?” Tanya retorted. “Did they hire you for your grades, or how good you look in a bikini!?”

  Eva gasped in shock, before her face went red. “That’s out of line! I earned my position!”

  Tanya sneered, a smirk on her face. “On your knees maybe.” She snickered.

  Eva began to shake angrily, waving a fist at Tanya. “Yeah? Well you’re nothing better than a mission profile… DILDO!” She hissed.

  Tanya frowned at this and thrust a finger in Eva’s face. “Better than being what you are! You’re nothing but a stuck-up sex toy!”

  As they continued to argue, the idol was suddenly glowing, its eyes seeming to pulse as a red haze appeared around the pair. They didn’t seem to notice, but Lisette was suddenly aware and turned to look back at the idol. When she saw it, she jumped slightly, and turned back to the arguing pair.

  “Uh… Ladies…” She tried to say, but they ignored her and continued to argue.

  “You’re nothing but a well trained instrument to throw at the enemies weak spot, like the spec ops version of a nut shot!” Eva howled, her body suddenly shrinking slightly.

  “Yeah? Well all you do is polish the brass…” Tanya laughed, the words causing Eva’s eye to twitch. “…all day long… on your knees.” Tanya added, even as she too was shrinking now.

  Both women were screaming at each other, while getting progressively smaller, their clothing starting to loosen and sage over their attractive frames. Lisette watched in awe as they seemed to shrink, both of their bodies taking on a slightly shiny, almost plastic tone. Their arms seemed to be shrinking faster, as were their legs, Eva’s nylons and Tanya’s trousers bunching up on themselves as they did. It was only when they both began to resemble plastic that they seemed to notice and paused their argument to examine their bodies. Both women shrieked in horror, before twisting back to look at the other.

  “You did it again!” Eva wailed as she was sinking down towards the floor, slowly being swallowed by her clothing.

  “ME?” Tanya snapped. “All I did was tell you the truth, you arrogant officer!” She whined, before sliding down into her shirt.

  Both pairs of clothing deflated once more, Tanya’s lying down with only her combat boots sticking out, while Eva’s fell forward, leaving her panties sticking out the back.

  “You moron!” Eva squealed in a small and muffled voice.

  “Bimbo!” Tanya yelled back, her voice equally distorted and small.

  Lisette waited, listening to their argument and wondering what would crawl out of the piles. When nothing did, but the argument continued, she stepped forward and reached down into Tanya’s clothes, finding something odd and rubbery inside her panties. Giggling as she realized what it was, she reached over and pulled something hard and cylindrical, with a soft end out of her underwear. Revealing both at once she immediately had to suppress a snicker as Tanya had become a rather large and veiny rubber dildo, while Lisette had become a black fleshlight, a soft rubber set of labia on one side. The argument slowed as both women saw the other, and instantly began to snicker and laugh.

  “HA!” Eva growled, as she bounced slightly in Lisette’s hands. “Now you look the part, a literal dickhead!”

  “Yeah?” Tanya snorted. “You’re one to talk, hot lips!” She barked back.

  “What do you mean?” They both seemed to say at once, realizing they too had been changed.

  “You two never did know when to quit,” Lisette sighed.

  “She’s impossible!” Eva replied.

  “She’s a spoiled idiot!” Tanya called back, as Lisette hung her head and shook it slowly.

  As she did, she accidentally allowed the dildo Tanya had become to slide down, the rubber rubbing against her hand. “OOohhaaaAH!” Tanya moaned awkwardly, in a voice that sounded aroused and surprised.

  “What was that?” Lisette gasped, looking down at the rubber dildo in her hand.

  “It was… nothing…” Tanya replied, suddenly sounding bothered.

  “It sounded like you were moaning.” Lisette said, as Eva laughed.

  “Yeah, moaning like a whore.” Eva added, as Lisette sighed again.

  Lisette brought her index finger up and pointed at Eva, shaking her for effect. “Lieutenant! You need to calm down, you’re just making this worse!” She scolded, when her finger accidentally came into contact with the softer labia of the fleshlight Eva had become.

  “EEEEEK!” Eva squealed, as Lisette almost dropped her.

  “What in the hell was that?” Lisette barked, as both sex toys seemed to fall silent. Suddenly, Lisette realized what this mean, and a mischievous grin spread over her face. “Oh, I get it… you two feel pleasure… just like a real body part would, am I right?” She asked, and when both of them remained silent, seeming to turn a little redder. “That’s it isn’t it!”

  With no answer, Lisette began to slowly move the two sex toys together, bringing the tip of the dildo to the tip of the fleshlight. “What the hell are you doing?” Tanya growled, as she was suddenly pressed against the top of the soft rubber labia.

  Both women squealed, before slow moans came from within, as Lisette rubbed them both together in a gentle but sensual way. “AhahaaaAAAaaH!” Eva whimpered. “S-stop doing that! It feels like someone is rubbing my… my…”

  “Your what?” Lisette teased, before she began to slowly press the tip of Tanya into Eva, causing both women to moan.

  “Whoooaaooaoaoh!!! Is this what sex feels like for men?” Tanya huffed, sounding like she was enjoying the moment a bit too much.

  “I… This is… you need to…” Eva huffed, her breathing sounding like she was being stroked between her legs.

  “You know, I’ve always said you two needed to work together better.” Lisette laughed, her own cheeks slightly red. “So I think this could be a good way to get to know each other, and learn to… work together?” She said, chuckling slightly and aiming Tanya s if she intended to shove her all the way down the fleshlight.

  “Commander, don’t you dare!” Eva gasped, her voice bordering on fear and arousal.

  “I swear Lisette… if you do this, I will MMMMFFFGH-“ Tanya’s voice was suddenly muffled as she was shoved inside, followed by a long muffled moan of pleasure.

  “Don’t or I GAGHHHFFF!” Eva was suddenly gagged by the presence of Tanya inside her, as both fit together like a glove.

  Lisette giggled and listened to them both moan and groan through their muffled voice, waiting for a moment. “Ah… finally a way to shut you both up.” She snorted, evoking angry gagging sounds from Eva and muffled cursing from Tanya. She shook her head and shrugged. “Can’t last forever I supposed…” She said, as she pulled the two sex toys apart.

  Tanya was gasping, her voice sounding aroused as she huffed and took deep breaths. “Ok… maybe we deserved that…” She mumbled, the dildo quivering with a shudder of pleasure.

  Eva was making spitting sounds, and shaking. “Ptu! Ptu! Gross! I had her inside me!” She moaned.

  “Hey! It wasn’t that bad you prude!” Tanya barked, not sure why she was so sensitive about Eva being disgusted.

  “Don’t ever turn us into sex toys again!” Eva snapped, ignoring Tanya.

  “I didn’t!” Lisette growled, shaking them both in her hands. “You’re squabbling caused you to do it to yourself!” She yelled.

  Eva was silent a moment. “Oh yeah… sorry. I didn’t mean to snap at you.”

  “If you two are ready to stop fighting, I can turn you back to normal.” Lisette said, bringing them both over the idol. “What do you say, or would you rather go back and spend the night interlocked as passionate lovers?” She smirked.

  “NOW!” They both barked, so loud it hurt her ears.

  “Ok! Ok… just… stop fighting!” She said, as she touched both to the top of the idol, before playfully touching the tip of Tanya to the idols curvy butt.

  “Lisette!” Tanya hissed, before she and Eva were dumped unceremoniously into their empty clothing.

  Just as before, in moments both women slowly began to rise back to their real forms, their garments sliding around them as they returned their shape to fit them. However, even as they were slowly growing back they continued to argue, venting out all the frustration that had built between them over years of fighting together.

  “Why are you always so difficult!? You’re supposed to be an elite soldier, act like one!” Eva said, adjusting her uniform over her body as she slid back into it.

  “Oh, so an elite soldier can’t complain about being sent on bullshit dangerous missions?” Tanya howled back, having to pull her shoulder straps back up to keep her breasts concealed.

  “You’re a whining loser!” Eva hissed as she grabbed the idol.

  “I’m your best agent you twit!” Tanya retorted, snatching it back.

  “So what?” Eva snapped, crossing her arms.

  “Your blonde is showing!” Tanya barked.

  “You’re blonde too you dummy!” Eva was incredulous.

  “STOP!” Lisette interrupted, throwing her arms up over her head, before she seized the idol. Both women turned and looked up at her, as she crossed her arms and shook her head. “Why are you always fighting like this!?” She cried out, before waiting for an answer.

  “She is the one who starts it!” They both said almost in unison.

  Lisette shook her head. “You two act like little petulant children!”

  “She does!” Tanya sneered, as the idol began to glow behind them, Lisette instantly noticing it.

  “No way! She starts it!” Eva cried back, as Tanya just stuck her tongue out at her. “See?”

  Wondering what was happening; Lisette didn’t see that both women were starting to slowly change. The changes were subtle at first, their hair becoming shorter, their chests looking lighter, their faces skinnier. It was like they were shrinking, but also perhaps withering, though the word would be inadequate to Lisette. It was like they were ungrowing, regressing and getting younger before her eyes, and when it dawned on her, they both looked around sixteen. They were no longer beautiful women with curvy bodies and toned muscles, but thin teens, their voices and personality turning bratty. She actually smiled in spite of herself as they continued arguing with one another.

  “You’re like so rude… its not even funny.” Tanya said, almost sounding like a valley girl.

  “Yeah, and you’re so butch, it makes me gag!” Lisette snapped back, neither noticing that they were getting shorter by the second.

  “Go to hell bitch!” Tanya snapped, flipping off Eva by slapping her palm into her elbow.

  “You first ho!” Eva replied, pulling her eyelid down with her middle finger.

  “I’m going to rip your hair out!” Tanya snapped, her own hair looking thinner, her top sagging over her shoulders, her hands involuntarily holding up her trousers.

  “Not if I slap the stupid off your freckled face!” Eva growled, her nylons bunching up around her legs as she slowly sank down.

  Now skinny at that awkward age where puberty was still working, both appeared to be around fourteen or less, freckles appearing on Tanya’s face, while Eva’s own face became narrow and nerdy. Now neither of them looked very impressive now, their curves vanished, their breasts annoying them by being suddenly sensitive at their shrinking size, and their muscles had left, leaving them reedy and thin.

  “I don’t have freckles anymore!” Tanya gasped, as she looked down at her body, shrieking as she saw her slowly dwindling form. “What the hell!” She cried out, her voice shrill and undeveloped.

  “You do now skank!” Eva retorted, before curiosity forced her to look down at her own body, whereupon she gasped loudly. “What the hell! Why am I a skinny kid!?” She cried out, as both women were now on the other side of puberty, and still shrinking.

  Slowly both turned to glare at Lisette, who could only shrug. “I yelled it, but the idol did it!”

  “Did what?” They both cried out, pulling their shirts out to examine their flat and nonexistent chests.

  “All… gone…” Eva whimpered, her impressive curves now replaced with a still shrinking girlish body.

  “I always shave… but this is hairless on its own.” Tanya muttered, as she pulled her baggy pants out, and turned pale.

  “You did this to us!” Eva cried out, having to hold her heavy uniform up, her nylons bunched around her feet, which clopped about in her loose high heels.

  “Damn it! I hate that stupid idol, and I hate both of you!” Tanya growled, sounding like a little bratty girl, still standing in what looked like clown clothes on her.

  Both had stopped regressing around eight years old, and were now angrily, but surprisingly cutely glaring up at Lisette. “You know… even angry, you two are adorable like this.” Lisette laughed.

  “Hey!” The little Eva barked, stomping one foot, and throwing her high heel away in the process. “I’m not a little kid!”

  “But you sure look like one.” Lisette said, bending down and smiling at Eva. “Would you like a piece of candy?” She asked, before snickering as both children fumed.

  “Stop treating us like kids!” Tanya roared, before she began to swear in a most un-childlike manner, using such mature and filthy language, Eva gasped before Lisette covered her ears.

  “Agent! That was the foulest language I have ever heard!” Lisette said, putting her hands on her hips.

  “I can kill a man with his shoelaces!” The bratty Tanya hissed. “You don’t treat me like a kid!”

  “Indeed, and I am your superior officer!” Eva said, putting her hands on her hips as her panties slid down between her legs like a hammock. “You will turn us back right now, I order you!” She said, crossing her arms and looking rather smug for a child.

  Lisette sighed and shook her head. “I’m sorry… I shouldn’t have said you were acting like children…” She said, as Tanya and Eva exchanged a triumphant expression. “Because you were both really acting like little babies!” Lisette finished, smirking wide and holding the idol up over her head so they couldn’t reach it.

  “Wait, what?” Eva shrieked as Tanya slapped her hands on the sides of her head, the idol beginning to glow.

  “You bitch!” Tanya wailed, before they two were glowing now, looking down at their tiny bodies with embarrassed tension in their faces.

  Both were trying to leap up, slapping at the air to try and knock the idol down, but each leap seemed to get lower and lower and they realized that Lisette was now rising higher above them. Slowly they were both getting smaller, already loose clothing sliding down over their frames as they gasped and fumbled about. Tanya was losing her skinny tomboyish frame, instead becoming shorter, her body stubby and her hair turning into a tangled mop of curly blonde. Eva began to thin at first, but then slowly began to plump as she slid back past being a child, moving into toddlerhood. She gasped and slapped her hands over her pudgy cheeks as her short legs vanished beneath her uniform’s overcoat, Tanya pointing to her suddenly and laughing.

  “Look at you!” She said, her front teeth missing as baby teeth grew in their place. “You wewe a chubby widdle fat kid!” She teased, a pronounced lisp suddenly filling her tiny voice.

  Eva was horrified, and covered her body with her oversized sleeves, even as the overcoat was wrinkling around her feet. “S-shut up, you shtupid!” She lashed back, her own lisp becoming pronounced.

  “Behave!” Lisette teased, as both toddler looked up at her, eyes going wide at how tall and mature she seemed by contrast. “Bad babies will get put to bed early!” She mocked in a motherly tone.

  Eva looked surprised, and began to suck on her thumb, her body now chubby and small, her legs wobbling beneath her overcoat as one shoulder slid out the oversized collar. Tanya by contrast was fishing her stubby legs out of her trousers, her tank top now hanging down to her navel on a round baby belly as she fumed and fussed.

  “No wan be a bahbee!” She whimpered, before twisting off balance, and waving her arms out at her sides to try and regain her footing.

  She landed down on her butt, the tank top sliding down to cover her legs as she slowly regressed into a very cute round faced, and rosy cheeked little baby. She had big adorable eyes, her head covered in a dirty blonde mop of curls, as her teeth vanished and she began to look around in confusion. Eva was already a baby, slurping loudly on her thumb, while looking annoyed that she couldn’t stop herself from the impulse. She was smaller, but chubbier than Tanya, and began to whimper and wail as Lisette stalked closer, making sure to wag her hips as she did for effect.

  “Well well well… look who is a big sexy grown up.” She said, her tone alluring for added effect as both babies glared up at her. “While you two are finally acting their age.” She said, before grinning, clearly enjoying this kind of power over her two companions.

  Eva began to gibber in baby talk furiously. “Gagbbblaaa!” She barked, before pausing, as if realizing that in spite of the words in her head, she was not making any sense. “Gah? Gah goo?” She followed, before clenching her pudgy hands in frustration.

  Tanya crossed her arms and fumed, before trying to crawl towards her trousers, directly for her gun. Lisette followed her a moment, before scooping the now chubby baby up in her arms, and giggling at the fuming naked baby.

  “D’awww, aw you gon shoot me widdle Tanwa?” Lisette asked, before blowing gently on Tanya’s belly.

  Tanya squealed, then burst into laughter, before covering her mouth in horror, her tiny wrinkled butt hanging in the air above Eva. Lisette turned around, and set her down inside her trousers, before turning and setting Eva back in her skirt and panties.

  “Now… are you two going to behave?” Lisette asked, as both babies glared daggers at her. She shrugged and laughed. “Ok, I guess you two can stay babies… I’ll get the diapers, and some cold baby powder for those little chubby rumps of yours.” She said, eyeing them both as the babies seemed to reconsider this threat.

  Both babies nodded, even though Tanya was fuming, and Lisette finally bent forward and held the idol in front of them so they could both touch it. Both quickly did, and Lisette watched as both women slowly began to mature once more, and she was surprised by her own reaction. For her, watching each baby grow into a child, then teen, before maturing into a curvy beautiful woman was rather wonderful to her. Watching breasts grow large and heavy, thighs smooth and legs long caused Lisette to blush and she cleared her throat before standing before them. She put her arms on her hips, and had the idol under one of them, as she triumphantly still towered over them.

  “So… have you two learned your lesson?” She laughed, as they both grumbled, and adjusted their garments once again.

  “Sure…” Eva sighed.

  “Whatever you say, Eva.” Tanya said with a snicker.

  “Hey! Don’t you dare use me as an insult!” Eva snapped back, the argument resuming.

  “Why not?” Tanya said, pulling one bare breast out, before sliding it snuggly back into her tank top. “You’re as bossy as she is today, just all the time.” She added, glaring at the red faced Lieutenant.

  “I am not being bossy!” Eva’s voice came back, but this time it didn’t come from Eva, who Tanya happened to be staring at, but to their side.

  Both women looked over to see that a second Eva was now standing beside them, but it was an awkward sight. Her hair was done up like Lisette’s, in a high ponytail, and she was wearing a uniform that had become sharply tight on her, revealing more of her upper thigh, and the blouse straining against a larger pair of breasts. She looked uncomfortable, but didn’t seem to notice as she looked at them with a confused and furrowed brow. It was Lisette in fact, who had been transformed into Eva by the simple comment Tanya had made, and both women began to giggle, before Tanya burst out into laughter.

  “That’s great!” She snorted as Eva examined her own body with detached interest.

  “What? What is so funny?” Lisette asked, her frown deepening. “And why do I sound… oh…” She said, as she realized that she had been transformed by the idol. “Damn, this thing works fast!”

  “That’s uncanny.” Eva said, as she rose up and began to examine Lisette.

  “Well? What do you think?” Tanya chuckled, as she stood and dusted her trousers off.

  “I think Lisette’s uniform is too small for me… and that I look good.” Eva grinned, blushing at how attractive she realized she was.

  “Har har.” Lisette grumbled. “Maybe I should start ordering Tanya around if I am going to look this way.” She said, before gasping as Eva suddenly squeezed one of her ass cheeks. “HEY!” She squealed, bouncing back and setting the idol down.

  “Sorry.” Eva shrugged. “How often do you get to cop a feel on your own butt?”

  “Well, cop a feel somewhere else! I need to turn back!” Lisette muttered, turning to the statue.

  “I agree.” Tanya huffed. “One Eva is too many, I can’t handle two.” She said, as Eva stuck her tongue out at her.

  “Well, hopefully you both see that we need to be more careful with this idol.” Lisette said, as she slowly shifted back to herself, and her body fit once more with relief into her clothing.

  “Yeah, as neat as some of these transformations were, I didn’t need to feel my own breasts grow backwards…” Tanya blushed as she spoke.

  Eva nodded and blushed in agreement. “I like my privates as they are, I didn’t need to feel them turn… well into baby privates.”

  “Are you talking about the soldiers, or your muff?” Tanya laughed.

  Eva gave Tanya “Agent, don’t talk about my genitals. That’s an order.”

  “Yes ma’am.” Tanya said, saluting sarcastically.

  Eva sighed and rolled her eyes. “However, I am inclined to agree with Lisette. We need to be very… literal going forward to avoid turning ourselves into anything.”

  “Literal huh?” Tanya said, rubbing her chin and considering calling Eva a bitch for the sheer fun of it.

  “Why don’t we take this to the vault, and put it in some of that sonic wave proof metal we use on the tanks?” Lisette said, as Eva nodded.

  “Good idea.” Eva said, as she gestured for them to go. “While we are at it, I can write up the court martial I promised Tanya.”

  “Only if you want to be strangled to death with your own panties in front of a JAG court.” Tanya sneered back.

  Just then the door flew open with a powerful kick, and a muscular feminine figure hurried inside, aiming a large caliber rifle straight into Tanya’s face. “Miss me?” Natasha, Soviet sniper and agent growled, as all three women froze in place.

  “Like a toothache.” Tanya said, her eyes narrowing. “You must have followed me back…”

  Natasha seemed pleased and nodded, a smirk still across her face. “You were easy to follow, and now I will retake what is mine.” She said, gesturing to the idol.

  “Wait! You don’t understand!” Lisette pleaded. “It’s power is dangerous! It can barely be controlled.”

  Natasha laughed, and shook her head. “Like I’d believe your lies. You’ll say anything to save yourselves.” She sneered. “I should shoot you right here for even trying to lie to me.” She said, aiming through the scope at Tanya.

  “You’re funeral.” Tanya snapped back, looking furious and ready to pounce.

  “Ha! Defiant to the end!” Natasha said. “But no one can save you from me now.”

  “She’s not lying!” Eva said, trying to keep the panic from her voice. “It’s not something you can just control.”

  “Silence!” Natasha snapped, firing her rifle into a nearby screen, causing them all to jump as the screen exploded into glass and sparks. “Enough talk. I found that idol, and its MINE! Now give it to me before I decide to take your lives… which I may just do anyway.” She said, laughing at the sense of power she felt now.

  “You mean what belongs to the people of the Soviet Union, of course?” Eva snapped, as she was forced to hand over the Idol.

  Natasha took it, careful to keep her rifle aimed right at Tanya’s chest. “Something like that.”

  “You ambitious…” Eva growled, but she was unable to finish the slur as Natasha pointed the weapon at her, then back to Tanya. After a second she continued. “You Soviet’s aren’t even loyal to your own ideals.”

  Natasha spit on the ground. “What would you know about loyalty!? You’re capitalist pigs!” She sneered, as the idol began to glow once more.

  All three of the Allies saw this and gasped at once, Natasha backing away as this surprised her. “Oh damn it!” Tanya hissed.

  All three of the Allies began to glow, their bellies suddenly swelling out, muffin topping over their trousers and skirts as their skin turned a bright pin. Natasha watched disbelief as their nosed began to flatten and turn up across their faces, their feet and hands shrinking inward into small hoofs. Each began to slowly sink towards the ground, their bodies becoming thick and barrel shaped, their butts expanding out of their skirts and trousers, as small pink tails appeared over their exposed rears. Natasha was almost speechless, watching as her enemies squirmed and wobbled, trying to stay upright as they became porcine and fat.

  “What!? What kind of game is this?” Natasha asked, as she watched the strange sight before her. “Did the idol do this?” She asked, looking at the glowing gemstones in the idol’s face.

  “No… your SNORT winning personality did…” Eva snorted as she bent forward and hunched towards the ground, her neck expanding wide as she did.

  In moments all three were growing larger, their bodies stretching out of their clothing, expanding into large pink bodies. Their breasts slid down their now fatter bellies, their nipples becoming several large sets as they did, each woman gasping and blushing as it happened. In moments, all three were large pigs, smaller versions of their hair now atop their heads, as they squeaked and snorted, looking more at each other as their bodies could no longer flex enough for their heads to look back at themselves. Only Tanya still wore her pants over her shrunken legs and wider rear, the other two ladies long having had their skirts and panties slide down to their feet. Natasha now loomed over the larger pigs, her face alight with mischief and understanding.

  “Oh… this is a new low.” Tanya snorted, looking back at her curly pink tail.

  “I’m a pig! This is worse than before!” Lisette wailed as she began to run around in circles, squealing and throwing her head from side to side.

  “HA! You really are pigs now!” Natasha huffed, letting out a grim laugh as she bent forward. “Looks like the idol has more power than even I knew. With this I could be premier.” She said, before she knelt down to gloat in Tanya’s face. “I could kill you, but I think leaving you as a pink stinking pig is a better torment.” She said before she erupted into heavy laughter.

  “Oh you’re so dumb.” Tanya hissed, causing Natasha to raise one eyebrow. “Do you know how strong a pig is?” She asked, before she and Eva lunged forward, slamming their heads into her stomach.

  Natasha was stunned from the impact and slid across the floor, the two large pigs shoving her with all their might. As she hit the wall, Natasha dropped her rifle, causing it to go off, the blast shooting it away from her as she finally came to a stop. Natasha was cursing in Russian as she was bowled over, Lisette hurried to the idol, touching it with her nose and sliding it over towards Eva with her snout. Both Eva and Lisette began to return to their human forms, naked as Tanya continued to attack Natasha, driving her away from her fallen rifle. As soon as Eva was back to normal, she grabbed the idol and hurried over to Tanya, who touched it with her snout, and began to grow back to normal.

  “Thanks!” Tanya said, as her nose shrank back down on her face.

  “That was fast thinking Tanya!” Eva laughed, as all three backed away from the thrashing and cursing Soviet. “I’m glad you’re on our side!” She said with a grin.

  “I agree… what now?” Lisette said, as all three tried to find where Natasha’s gun had slid during the fighting.

  “You’ll all pay for this!” Natasha roared, finally getting back to her feet. “I’ll murder you all!” She added, as she pointed an black glove at Tanya. Suddenly Natasha leapt down, diving for her rifle which had in fact slid beneath the table.

  Eva in an unusually heroic moment, dove down hoping to intercept it before she could reach it, crying out as she did. “Oh no you don’t you soviet snake!”

  The idol began to glow once more, as Natasha hit the ground, her arms outstretched for the idol, when she began to change. Her arms slid back, thinning, the fingers shrinking onto her hand, even as her arms became as thin as noodles, and vanished into her sleeves. Her eyes went wide at this as her breasts seemed to deflate beneath her chest, and her ass began to flatten down inside of her red leather shorts. Her legs slid up out of her boots, the socks trailing for a moment, until each foot slid out and into her shorts. Her tongue stuck out, long and forked as she hissed, and her pupils became narrow slits, before her head and face slid down under her small beret. In moments her clothing flattened down onto the floor, except for a round coiled shape, and a deep hissing sound that came out from insider her shorts. Slowly out from inside the shorts, still trailing black panties, came a long green snake, its tongue licking about as it looked around in confusion.

  “Well… that’s more appropriate for her.” Eva laughed, sighing in relief.

  “Well done!” Lisette laughed, looking to Eva. “That was a pretty good call.”

  “Just came to me.” Eva laughed, shrugging.

  “Beginners luck.” Tanya said, crossing her arms.

  “You fffffiendsssss!” Natasha hissed, as she coiled back and glared up at them all. “Turn me back thissssssss inssstanccccce!” She demanded, but all three woman grinned down at her.

  “Not so dangerous a sniper when you don’t have a trigger finger, are you?” Eva commented as she bent forward to mock the Soviet.

  However, Natasha was no fool, and shot forward, wrapping her body around Eva’s legs, and swiftly climbing up her body. Eva screamed like a surprised little girl, and began to leap around, turning frantically as Natasha climbed her body. Tanya tried to reach in and seize the snake, but between Natasha’s bared fangs and Eva’s squealing and turning about, she didn’t have a chance. In moments Natasha had reached the idol, and licked it with her tongue, her body suddenly becoming heavier. As her limbs grew, she grew as well, suddenly naked, human and supported entirely by Eva’s body. With an awkward squeal, Eva fell backwards, her and Natasha falling atop Tanya and Lisette, as the entire group collapsed into a naked tangle on the floor. Everyone groaned and slowly began to look around, Natasha blushing as Eva’s groin was in her face, and Tanya grimacing as Natasha’s rear was in hers.

  “Well… Command will not believe this…” Natasha hissed.

  “Yeah, waking up with your fat ass in my face wasn’t something I expected neither…” Tanya hissed, before slapping Natasha’s rear end.

  Natasha leaned up, and noticed that Eva still held the idol, diving for it, as everyone else did the same. It might have been a titillating scene, four naked women squirming around on the floor, save the undignified grunting and shouting as each one scrambled to grab the idol, Natasha and Tanya getting the best grip as they began to tug back and forth. The idol cracked, a loud sound, but both women held on, the other two tangled in the fight and unable to intervene.

  “Wait! You’re going to break it!” Lisette cried out, just as the idol came apart with a tremendous snap, which showered them all in glowing fragments. “OH RATS!” Lisette cursed as the idol clattered about atop their naked forms.

  All four were stunned as their bodies began to glow, fur rising across their naked forms as they began to shrink. Each one watched as her hands turned pink, their ears slowly rising out, as their snouts stretched forward.

  “What did you do to me!” Natasha hissed as whiskers slid out of her cheeks, and her front teeth stretched down from under her lip.

  “Oh shut up!” Lisette hissed, having had enough of Natasha for one day, when she suddenly squeaked loudly. “Ewww! I have a rat tail!” She whined as a long pink tail covered with small hairs and scales slid out from her butt.

  Eva and Tanya were shrinking down, their arms retracting inward as their rear ends swelled outward, and tails grew from behind them. All four writhed and squirmed as the world grew around them, and their bodies shrank down amongst the fragments of the idol. When each piece finally stopped glowing, all four were left as rats, each on the color of the hair on their heads, and adorable as they sniffed and looked about at the fragments.

  “Lisette!” Eva shrieked, as Lisette bounced back. “Why? Why did you have to say RATS!?”

  “I-It just came to me!” Lisette said, looking sheepish as Tanya shook her head.

  “Well that’s great. At least she didn’t yell some other expletive.” She said as she and Natasha began to reach out, trying to use the fragments to turn themselves back to normal.

  “Nothing’s changing!” Natasha hissed, as she leapt from piece to piece trying to find any spark of the magic still within.

  “Anything Tanya?” Eva asked, grabbing piece after piece, in vain.

  “Nothing here. I think its done.” She said, tossing a small piece of stone.

  “Great! Now we’re stuck as rats!” Lisette cried out, smacking a piece of stone away with her tail.

  “Calm down! There has to be someone on the base who can turn us back.” Eva said, shrugging. “We have an entire science division after all.”

  “Sure… but we better be careful.” Tanya said. “I’ve seen the guard dogs and they are death on rats.”

  “Come on, let’s hurry before it’s too late.” Lisette whined as all three started towards the door.

  “HEY!” Natasha growled behind them, as all three glanced back over their shoulders at a fuming Natasha. “You can’t leave me like this! I demand you turn me back.”

  All three rats exchanged a glance and then snorted in laughter. “Yeah… how about no.”

  Natasha’s mouth fell open and she put her tiny pink hands on her feet as Tanya shrugged. “Yeah, I uh… I hope you get stepped on by a boot.” She said, before all three nodded and ran from the room.

  “HEY! GET BACK HERE!” Natasha screamed, as she barreled after them on tiny skittering claws. “You can’t leave me this way! You have to turn me back! There has to be a deal we can make!” She snarled, as all four rats ran from the room.

  Now only empty clothing and shattered remnants of the broken idol lay in the room, evidence of their having been human, and there at all. Only the twin rubies which had made up the idols eyes glittered in the room, still glowing with a small measure of their power.

  END